Last night the Teacher and I were giving the Principal a hard time for I-Don't-Remember-What. He put on a hurt expression and said, "I'll have you know I had a very trying day Sunday."
The Teacher and I: "Oh yeah?" (You can just hear the sympathy, right?)
The Principal: "Oh yes. I tried and tried to take a nap and I couldn't. It was very trying."
The Teacher and I: wordless
The Teacher and I: can't breath
The Teacher and I: laughing way too hard to come up with a worthy retort.