I have a friend. She is short. (You know, relatively speaking. I guess normal people wouldn't think she's short, but who cares what normal people think anyway?)
Last night was my seminary (and high school) graduation. This friend found me waiting for things to start, and marched up to me. She commanded me to arise, because she was wearing heels and was no longer short, and wanted to see if she was my height or not. (Neither of us have ever worn heels before.)
Guess what pair of shoes I was wearing?
I just about died laughing. Serendipity makes the best jokes.