They are. Even putting aside the green olives, sauerkraut, and pickles of every flavor.
There is only one computer with internet that I have access to. I'm on it every day. Sometimes not for very long, but every day.
The Principal put on a new screen saver for the Teacher:
Smoochie-woochie Hugsy-wugsy Lovie-love! (Dearest Snookums)
I'm pretty sure this falls under public indecency. And I'm also sure that if I change it my life won't be worth a donuts box at seminary.
PS- it's raining. I love rain.