Fact: Bagels with cream cheese are really, really good.
Fact: We have bagels.
Fact: We're out of cream cheese.
Fact: Cream cheese and peanut butter have the same consistency.
Fact: Well, okay, they're both spreadable.
Fact: But bagels with peanut butter- especially blueberry or cinnamon-raisin bagels- don't taste as good with peanut butter as they do with cream cheese.
Fact: Actually, it's pretty nasty.
I discover these things so that you don't have to.
By the way, Janet Reid (see sidebar) has a beautiful video up on her blog. Corny and definitely playing the sentiment card, but beautiful. Make your kids watch it.