This morning, or maybe yesterday morning, the Teacher broke down and admitted that I'm an awesome kid.
I don't remember what made her say this. I'll pretend that it's a matter of national security and I'm not allowed to tell you for your own protection.
Anyway, I feel like I need a blue sweater with Awesome Kid on the front so I can run around the house using my Awesome power to make things awesome. But no cape, because capes kill.